1.Now I’m just sitting here waiting for the epic twist
2. “What? I’ve got an itch”
3. Well, in that case, here’s my money
4. So which is it, then?
Another reason why White Castle should be eradicated
5.They catch up eventually, but future-me can worry about that when the time comes
6.The face you make when you know you’re only playing to see who comes in second
7. Those nights never end well